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THE TRUMP FILE

The latest SPILL parody built from real events involving Donald Trump and his administration.

TODAY'S DAMAGE

Trump Administration Puts Velvet Rope Around Minnesota Courtroom

Officials say state judges may still enter, provided they have a reservation under the name “Constitutional Question.”

3 hours ago · POLITICAL PARODY

The seven-page tab lists missiles at market price, base repairs under “ambiance,” and a $67 billion add-on under “chef’s recommendation.”

3 hours ago

The installation will demonstrate readiness from a climate-controlled command center nobody is authorized to touch.

3 hours ago

The new bipartisan board has already prohibited chatbots from installing infinity pools of synthetic empathy without a permit.

10 hours ago

Officials say the roaming barrier will make brief, federally meaningful visits to every disputed property.

1 day ago

The new diplomatic screening process reportedly includes a clipboard, a coiled earpiece, and one devastating look at the shoes.

1 day ago

The chamber says the Clarity Act may proceed once 60 senators locate a conflict-of-interest safeguard hidden somewhere beneath the catering trays.

1 day ago

Rome headquarters will add a humanitarian pickup lane, menu-board diplomacy, and a strict no-substitutions policy for international crises.

1 day ago

Visitors will be allowed to admire the nation’s largest humming boxes from a safe, federally designated picnic distance.

2 days ago

The new federal kiosk accepts prisoner releases, unopened embargoes, and diplomatic receipts printed within 30 days.

2 days ago

The new office will process objections, endorsements, disclaimers, and all surnames considered spiritually adjacent to Trump.

2 days ago