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Secretaries, agencies and administration machinery enter the SPILL universe.

TODAY'S DAMAGE

Pentagon Hands Senate Iran War Check With Suggested 22% Gratuity

The seven-page tab lists missiles at market price, base repairs under “ambiance,” and a $67 billion add-on under “chef’s recommendation.”

3 hours ago · POLITICAL PARODY

Officials say the machine will identify suspicious files once it stops retrieving staplers, lanyards, and DHS itself.

1 day ago