Campaigns, ballots and the machinery of getting elected — real events, fictional escalation.
The new system promises a seamless constituent experience, provided no one expects to arrive in the same representation they left with.
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Officials say the machine will identify suspicious files once it stops retrieving staplers, lanyards, and DHS itself.
1 day ago
The new office will process objections, endorsements, disclaimers, and all surnames considered spiritually adjacent to Trump.
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